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Send me ‘Have You Evers’ and I will reply with Yes or NO

(Source: megan-hansenn, via kirayukimuravevo)

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

You know damn well that chick told her bf he smells like ketchup in their next big fight

(via peacelovejazee)

My tits get fucking HUGE right before my period.

So I’m like yay big tits.
But fuuckk I know that shits coming.