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"I wonder if your chest ever aches at the sound of my name the same way mine does whenever I hear yours."

- (via the-psycho-cutie)

(via lovequotesrus)

(Source: mattyberninger, via austincarl1le)

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Whenever someone says something mean to me:

Why you gotta be so rudeeeee don’t you know I’m human tooooo?

So this is my problem..
I fucking hate girls. A lot of them are bitches.
I only found a few girls in high school that I could tolerate ;)
Most of my friends were dudes.
So now that I’ve moved away, when I try to talk to a guy they’re like “OMG she wants my dick send her a picture”
It’s IMPOSSIBLE to make new guy friends.
That’s my problem Tumblr.

Can anyone explain to me why it’s so hard to find someone?

Just let that sink in.. re read it if you have to.
In this whole fucking world I can’t find one fucking person who wants to be with me. Or who even wants to be my friend. Not a damn fucking one.

What having 4 older brothers is really like..

<b> <b></b> </b> It's my 21st Birthday<p><b>To all:</b> can you watch (daughter) on my birthday so I can go out to dinner with Mom?<p><b>Youngest:</b> I wana go. I've never been to (restaurant).<p><b>Middle:</b> I'm working.. wait maybe for $30.<p><b>2nd oldest:</b> Why can't mom watch her?<p><b>Oldest:</b> How about mom watches her and we go clubbing instead?<p><p>